Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Nanowrimo stuff.

I probably won't be posting throughout November due to Nanowrimo and Skyrim, so I figured I'll make up for it by posting parts of my novel on my blog. In any case, this is what I have so far, enjoy.


Chronicles of New Nodaga: Hard times in Little Natura

Chapter one: Calm Before a Storm


New Nodaga. The scene is bleak. A city in darkness, streetlights dotting the scene like stars. The air is thick and damp, and a general din fills the air. Cars line the streets, all continuing their pilgrimage to god knows where. The night transforms the city, like a burnt and darkened face of a coin, flipping through the air. Here in Little Natura pedestrians line the streets, some alone, some in groups. Here a young cat is selling newspapers, there a group of penguins in fine suits waddle down the street. Signs flicker on and off. Below one of these signs, that of the “Old Lodge” leans a rather beaten and old looking bear, a cigarette protruding from one side of his mouth. He is quiet, and still. After one final puff, he takes the cigarette from his mouth, throws it onto the ground, and squashes it under paw. With an adjustment of his fedora, he returns to the warmth of the Old Lodge. A sign on the door reads “Bears Only” in bold red lettering with “except Carl” written in pen below.

Almost every species in Little Natura has it's own bar. The panthers have Deep Brush, The ravens Nevermore, buffalo all go to Dusty Steppe, the prey species collectively have the Battered Lynx and the bears have the Old Lodge. It's probably an understatement to say that the Old Lodge is the most rustic and cozy place in the city. The walls are covered with logs as if to imitate it being a log cabin. A huge patterned rug covers about a third of the floor. Couches line the walls, all patterned in a different manner. One is plaid, another hounds-tooth, and the one closest to the fireplace is a tartan of blue and green. The furniture is all hand made, crafted from the finest wood available and left unvarnished and rough. A huge log sits in the corner for the bears to scratch their back on. Over the fireplace hangs a huge and aged tapestry depicting a Large brown bear on its back feet facing a slightly smaller white one. Frank knows this to represent the two original members of the bear clan: Grizzly bear and Polar bear. It was them who had fought for Old Natura in ancient times alongside the Lion and Crocodile clans. Frank suspected this tapestry to have come from Old Natura but had never bothered to ask Friendly, the owner and bartender.

Frank took his usual spot at the bar and ordered a drink “Another whisky and maple, Friendly, if you could” the bartender nodded and poured his drink. The bar was decently busy. The regulars sat in their usual seats at the bar, a group of black bears crowded around a table in the centre of the room loudly conversing and making jokes, and a panda bear couple sat on a couch at the far end of the bar, drinking out of cups made of hollowed out bamboo shoots. “Aren't you supposed to be workin?”. Frank heard from a couple stools down. It was Chuck, another regular of the Lodge. “I am” He replied. “But it's a hard to crack a case when you don't have one”. The Chief usually reserved Frank for the cases that the greener members of the force would find impossible or intimidating. Years as a Detective had given him skills earned only through wisdom and a prodigious attention to criminal activity. Frank probably knew more about the criminal underworld in Little Natura than many of the criminals themselves. Lately; however; it had been quiet. Most of the crimes were committed by low level thugs, and other criminals who had no idea what they were doing. The chief hadn't bothered to waste Frank's time, he respected him more than that. Frank thought it strange, though, that the big fish hadn’t pulled anything this month. In fact, it worried him. Frank shrugged it off and went back to his drink.

After a while Carl came through the door. The clientele stared at him over their drinks as he made his way to the bar and climbed onto a bar stool “The usual, Friendly” he spouted.

It's an understatement to say that Carl wasn't part of the intended clientele of the Old Lodge. Standing at only 4 feet tall, he was dwarfed by those around him. This was because he was a sea otter. Nevertheless, he was accepted as a regular of the place. This was a good thing, because if he wasn't, he would have been beaten, mauled and thrown onto the street already. He glanced over at Frank “I knew I would find you here”. “Well, I figured I should do something with all this free time we've had lately” Frank replied. Carl merely nodded in reply. Carl had been Franks partner for nearly eight years now. He didn't have anywhere near the physical strength that Frank had, but he made up for it with wit and cunning in spades. Together they had cracked some pretty notable cases. They had solved the theft of a rather ancient scroll from the Little Natura museum, cracked a smuggling ring which had been based in the mole's underground city, and even discovered a foreign spy. With Frank's strength and wisdom, and Carl's quick thinking and instinct, they formed the department's most effective and well rounded team. They trusted each other, and filled in for each others weaknesses.

They sat and drank a while, recalling old friends and older exploits. The regulars all conversed and shared the usual inside jokes, Friendly standing silently across from them and allowing the slightest smirk from time to time. This was the way things usually were at the Old Lodge, and it might as well have been Frank's home, for he certainly spent more time there.

After a while, a call came over the radio Friendly kept behind the bar for Frank's sake. Car G-2 please report to the station for briefing. “That'll be us” Carl said. “That it will Slick” Frank replied. “and not a moment too soon” . Carl finished his drink, a kind of Mojito made with seaweed instead of mint leaf. He would never have wasted it as the bar kept the ingredients in stock just for Carl. A bear would never drink anything like that anyway, bears preferred their drinks to taste like the forest. Drinks like the Green sunset (gin and pine), Autumn storm (scotch with spruce leaf), or Frank's favourite, the ever simple whiskey and maple syrup. “Would you be so kind as to put that on my tab Friendly?” Friendly only grunted in reply. So just like that, the bear and the otter were back on the streets. They walked out of the bar, threw on their coats and jumped into Franks car.

Frank's car was a black Buick, made especially for larger Humanimals. The interior was somewhat dirty as bears are not known for their attention to cleanliness. Pieces of paper were littered throughout the car and the cup holders were occupied with empty paper cups. Frank always drove, as Carl could not reach the pedals. They talked about the usual things as they went, the weather, the news, and the latest fights down at the Colosseum. Carl noted that there had recently been a particularly good fight between a Young Rhino and a Siberian Tiger. As he Drove, Frank kept a measured, leisurely pace . He didn’t expect the call to be for anything too important .Lately It had been the same old thing time and time again. The Maw had been coming more tenacious of late and the department used Carl and Frank as liaisons. They would probably just have to drive down to the red light district and talk to some guy in a suit, just to let him know that the police department had an eye on him. Frank was good at putting the fear into tough guys like those in the Maw. They acted tough in groups but if you got them alone they got just as scared as any of the other criminal scum in this city. They were close to the station now. The streetlights marked their progress down the street, passing by at a uniform speed. Light bathed the car every couple of seconds.

They arrived at the Police Station, unceremoniously parked their car in front and went inside. The station was a large, rock-hewn building and sometimes Frank thought it more resembled a cave than a government office. This was because it was one of the oldest buildings in Little Natura, it had originally been a boarding house for the very masons who had built the city. Sometimes in the older and less used parts of the building it felt like you had travelled back in time to the less civilized part of Humanimal history. Frank and Carl made their way to the Chief's office and let themselves in unceremoniously. The chief looked impatient.”Ah, you're here” the large walrus noted, every word causing his whiskers to move. “What do you got chief?” Carl asked. “I'ts a strange one boys” the chief replied. We've had a few murders. “Murders?” a moment passed “What's strange about that?” Frank asked. “Two things, first of all, the bodies have been showing up in exceptionally strange places, all near the water”. “Secondly, there are strange markings cut into the skin of all the vics”. “In any case, I'll let you investigate, keep an open mind on this one”. Frank merely nodded his head. “Where are the stiffs cap?” Carl asked. “I've typed up the locations here, get to them as quickly as you can” the chief responded, handing Carl a folded paper. With that, Frank mumbled inaudibly, turned on his heel and started out the door.

They studied the paper on the way out of the station. On it was written:

Property of Little Natura Police Station
File Number: 324-G2

From the Desk of Captain Pendleton Chandler
FOR THE EYES ONLY OF DETECTIVES FRANK CASE AND CARL KING

Victim Number One:
Little Natura Docks

Victim Number Two:
Cannon's Beach

Victim Number Three:
Under Thompson's bridge, Red Light Side.



“What do you think of this one Frank?” Carl inquired. “Hard to say” Frank said. “But it might be another amphibian with a score to settle like we had last year. We'll have to check the bodies first”. “Should we hit the beach first?” Carl asked. “One stiff's as good as the next, and it's best we hit that one before the tide comes in”. Frank nodded in agreement. And so as quickly as they came they had left, a siren fading into the distance.

The beach was crowded. Humans and humanimals alike were all jostling to get a better look at the crime scene from behind the barricades, well, all except a giraffe in a blue work suit who was leaning against a lamp post, standing much taller than the rest of the crowd. The giraffe called out “Oh hey Frank, how's things?”. Frank replied: “Ah you know, just keeping up with the streets. Same ol' same ol'. How're the wife and kids Jerry?”. “The kids are growing like elephants, and eating about the same as them too. It's been hard to keep up with their appetites on a window washer’s salary”. Frank could hear the truth in his voice. With a tip of his hat the bear said “We'll catch up some time Jerry” and he began to push his way through the crowd.

The beach was red. Blood stained the sand for at least two meters in every direction of the body. The lights of the police cars didn't do much to help the morbid tint either. The body itself was sitting between the rolling waves and the barricades. Carl was already examining it. Frank sniffed at the air. It was no use he could certainly smell the coppery sweet smell of blood and the rough, salty smell of seawater, but there were too many people crowded around the barricades to isolate the scent of the suspect. “What do you have over there Carl?” He said as he plodded towards the corpse. “You'll want to see this Frank” the sea otter replied, uncertainty thick in his voice. The corpse was that of a young female human. She had blonde hair and dark green eyes and was in a blue sundress covered with floral print. A look of terror still covered her face. That wasn't what Carl had wanted him to see, though. All down her arms were drawn hundreds of symbols, nothing like Frank had ever seen. They looked as if they were some sort of language, with words or phrases written vertically down the arms. Besides that there was visage face carved into the woman's chest. It had two eyes and a large forehead, and tentacles streamed down where it's mouth should have been. The whole scene caused Frank's fur to bristle. He hadn't seen anything like this in all his years on the force. “This has to be up there with the strangest murders I've ever seen” the Otter muttered.

The bear gingerly checked the body for signs of trauma, or cuts larger than the ones which formed the symbols. Sure enough, he found both. On the back of her head he found a dark bruise, about the size of a quarter. He briefly postulated as to the cause before moving on. On each of the victims legs a major vein had been cut. That could have been where the blood on the beach had come from. Already this case had bad news painted all over it, and in blood at that. He wondered as to the identity of the victim, and as to why anyone had done this, but he wondered not for long, as a call from Carl prompted him over. A purse was sitting on the beach. “Her name is Frances Pearson” Carl said, holding up her driver's license. “Any idea why she was out here?” Frank asked. “Not really, but I'm sure we can ask her husband!' the otter said. Frank hated questioning family. “You can do it” the bear said. I'll go on to the other bodies. I Want to get them over with before they start to rot”. “Fair enough” the Otter replied. “It's too bad this one is on a beach, we could have checked the footprints, at least seen what species had done her in, but the wind's blown it all away” noted the otter. “I'll check for footprints at the next scene” the bear replied. 'I'll radio you when I identify them”. “Roger that” the otter responded, and like that, they were off.

The pair always worked this quickly. They went to a scene, collected clues, questioned witnesses and got out. A crime scene wasn't a place to hang around hoping that the answers would jump out of the aether. They had learned that years ago working a jewelry store theft. They had been out-foxed by a fox that had left town only hours before they solved the case. They had been too slow following leads. To this day the fox has never been caught.

Carl commandeered the squad car of a surly looking scottish terrier. He postulated to himself that if one was a scottish terrier, he would indeed need to be pretty surly to make his way as a beat cop. Nevertheless, Carl had managed to make detective, and he was but an sea otter. Most of his people made their way in jobs that involved the water. Shipping, sea salvage, the navy, these were all jobs that otters excelled at due to their excellent swimming ability and yet here Carl was, landlocked, about to question a dead person's husband. How did he get here? He thought back.

It had all started when he was but a pup. He was part of a litter of five. His mother and father were of lesser means so his childhood was not without it's share of hardships. Dinnertime often became an all out battle for food and Carl didn't have the strength or size to compete with his siblings. One day, though, everything changed. He had been sitting on the stoop of his family's apartment building in Little Natura when a rather scared looking wildebeest ran by at full speed and turned the corner. Several seconds later, a coyote in a grey suit and fedora came running after. The coyote looked at Carl and spouted “Did you see anyone come running by here kid?” exhaustion made evident through gasps for air. Carl replied in the affirmative and told the coyote where he had gone. The coyote ran away after the beast leaving Carl on his stoop. By this point; however Carl wouldn't be content sitting on his stoop, his interest had been peaked. He scrambled to catch up with the coyote. When they turned the corner they saw the wildebeest running toward the end of the block. The coyote ran directly after the stranger through the crowd but Carl had a better plan. He ran into a nearby alley and hoisted himself onto a dumpster. From here he jumped up onto a nearby apartment's fire escape and scrambled up onto the roof. Here he could see the whole scene. The wildebeest had continued running, shoving pedestrians out of the way as he continued his charge. The coyote was losing ground as he couldn't get through the crowd quite as well as the wildebeest could. Carl considered the scenario and quickly formulated a plan. He jumped from rooftop to rooftop until he was running just ahead of the wildebeest. Then, he picked up a TV set that was on the roof he was on for a reason that Carl really couldn't fathom. He threw it down and managed to glance the wildebeest in the head. The hulking figure took a couple more staggering steps, then slumped to the ground, unconscious. The crowd on the street looked up, astonished. Carl's eyes met with the coyote's, and with that, the coyote tipped his hat. Carl, unhappy with all the attention he was getting, made his way back to street level. The coyote was waiting for him. “you shouldn't have done that, kid” the coyote said. “but thanks nonetheless” he paused. “I'll tell you what, meet me at Pinecone Diner on Raccoon and Third in about an hour, you know the place?” Carl had nodded his head timidly. “Alright, I gotta take that guy to the station, he's burned down one house too many” the coyote said, handcuffs in hand.

Carl had kept his word, and he sat waiting in a booth at the Pinecone Diner. It was a smaller place, but was busy, with customers filling nearly every booth. The waitresses ran around like pigeons looking for seed, taking orders from customers, pinning papers to a spinning contraption near the kitchen, and taking money at the cash register. They had taken very little notice of the small sea otter sitting alone near the back. Eventually, Carl noticed the coyote come through the front doors, a swagger in his step and a smile on his face. The coyote looked around the diner, took notice of Carl, and began walking over. Carl looked down at his glass of water, and hoped he wasn't in trouble. He had chased the wildebeest purely on instinct. The coyote slumped into the red and white leather covered seat of the booth. “Well kid, what'll you be having?” the coyote queried. “Huh?” the otter said in reply. “What do you want to eat?” the coyote had said “I owe you at least a meal, you did get me promoted after all”. Carl was surprised, but a smile began to form on his face, he was absolutely starving. “Um, I guess I'll have the sea urchin and fries mister” Carl said, quietly. “Yeah, you otters like that stuff don't you?” the coyote said, and chuckled. The coyote waved over a waitress and made their order: “A blueberry shake and a rabbit burger for myself, and a sea urchin platter for my little friend here, if you would miss” he nodded and winked at the waitress at the same time. She had simply written the order on her paper and nodded.

Carl could tell that the coyote was a stand-up guy, even at age 13. This was a rare thing for a coyote as
they weren't usually known to be the most ambitious or kind of humanimals. His father had told him that coyotes usually made their way as pickpockets, grave robbers or lawyers. Nevertheless, this coyote seemed kind. He spoke to Carl “you know, that was a pretty crazy thing you did there kid” Carl remained silent. “Why did you do it anyway?”. He hesitated, then timidly replied: “Well, sometimes I do things that I don't mean to do” he hesitated again, then continued “It's like, somehow I know it's the right thing to do, but I don't want to do it, so my mind kicks itself into doing it anyway, do you know what I mean?”. The coyote nodded, was silent for a moment, and the said “I think you have 'the instinct' kid. It's something handed down through our humanimal heritage” Carl was really interested now, his eyes were wide like saucers. “In Old Natura they used to say that 'the instinct' was a piece of the will of the old dead god, whose very existence was shattered into millions of pieces aeons ago”. “If you have 'the instinct' you can't help but do what's right. Some people consider it a blessing, and others a curse”. “How do you know this?” The otter questioned. “I have 'the instinct' too kid. When my brothers were all growing up and trying to get into the maw, or learning to pickpocket and steal, I was helping old women across the street and trying to get good grades in school”. “Thats why I'm in the force, I bet you're surprised to see a 'yote in the police right, let alone a detective? Be honest” a huge smile formed across the coyote's face. Carl nodded his head timidly, and allowed himself a little laugh. “Anyway, name's Victor, but call me Vic” the coyote said. “And your name?”. “Carl King sir” the otter replied. “I'm going to call you Slick” said the coyote. “Nice to meet you slick”. “Nice to meet you too sir”. Their food came soon after, and they had talked about a multitude of subjects, ranging from the days exploits to the life of a detective. After they had finished, the Vic made Carl a proposal. “How would you like to learn to be a detective?”. Carl was absolutely astonished. The coyote seems to sense this. “Why so surprised? You're going to end up in the force eventually anyway, since you have 'the instinct'! You might as well learn from a pro!”. Carl was absolutely overjoyed “absolutely sir! Thank you!”. So this was how Carl had become a detective. He learned the tools of his trade from a maverick of the force at a very young age. Vic had been his mentor, and his friend. They shared meals and stories at the Pinecone every Wednesday, and Carl had acted at times as an informant, going into places Vic was certain to be recognized. It was a good relationship, for a while anyway.

The world could be a funny place. One day, you're another kid on the street, and the next, a detective in training. In any case, Carl was finished with nostalgia. The radio was playing a lively Jazz song. He turned it up and made his way down the road, towards the home of an unknowing widower.

In a completely different part of town a rather stern looking bear was thinking much more immediate thoughts. One of those thoughts was: “What the hell do these markings mean?”. He had arrived at the site of victim number three ten minutes prior. The victim was on the shore of The New Nodaga canal, just under Thompson's Bridge. Beat cops, coroners, as well as police photographers trotted around under the behemoth steel form of the bridge. It loomed over like the skeleton of a giant salamander, its bones the crisscrossing steel shapes of the supports. Frank noticed none of this; however; as he was focused on trying to recognize or understand the symbols and shapes cut into the skin of the poor dead vagabond. He was a dog, a greyhound at that, and he wore a ragged canvas coat upon a stained brown shirt, both opened to allow for the creation of these strange rune like symbols. Upon taking off his toque, Frank recognized the same dark bruise that had been on the previous victim. There was now no question that these murders were connected. But how could these two victims have anything in common? They both bore the same strange symbols and tentacled visage upon their bodies, but other than that they could not have been more opposite. One was a seemingly opulent human female, and the other a poor humanimal male. With this Frank could rule out a variety of motives. It wasn't money, as the vagabond had none of that, and it wasn't a hate crime, as both a human and humanimal had been killed. All that was left was killing for the sake of killing. Then there were the symbols and that strange visage. What did those mean? It was then that a young photographer called him over. “detective, we've made a mould of the footprints of the suspect, it seems that they have tentacles, and there were about six separate sets of prints, all coming out of the water”. Frank considered what the photographer said. Tentacles could mean either octopus or squid. He had never seen a squid humanimal in New Nodaga before, however, so he felt it had to have been a group of Octopus. With that thought, he had an idea. It was a terrible, horrific idea, but an idea nonetheless. If what he thought was true there was no chance that tonight was going to be a pleasant night. “come with me” he shouted to the photographer as he sprinted to the car. “we have to develop those pictures as quickly as possible”.


Carl arrived at the apartment. It was a brown brick building with columns of gray stone running down each of the corners. Gargoyles with the faces of rats or other vermin capped the top of the corners in pairs. The doorway was of Victorian style, with elaborate wooden carvings on the door itself and a stained glass window running a semicircle at the top, the colours blue, green and yellow glowing out of the window set a strange contrast against the cold darkness that surrounded him. He headed inside. The place was an oasis of opulence in this part of town. Red velvet couches lines the walls, with paintings of fruit or landscapes above each one. A marble staircase ran up the middle of the room, with ornate bronze-doored elevators on each side. A aged and greyed human doorman greeted him: “Anything we can do for you...sir?”. Even after all these years of living in the same city, there was still a great many humans who held no affection for humanimals. He could tell through the man's tone that he was one of them. Carl flashed his badge, it was a round golden shield with the image of a claw crossing a laurel on the centre and LNPD inscribed below in a bold black font. “I'm looking for the apartment of Frances Pearson”. “May I ask why?” the doorman remarked, indignation clear in his voice. Carl had no time for his questions or his attitude. “She's been murdered and I need to speak to her husband” he said hurriedly. The doorman looked surprised. He reluctantly told Carl to take the elevator to the fifth floor and exit to the left, the door number would be 507. Carl tipped his hat and headed off. He soon arrived at the door, anxiety setting in. He despised talking to family members about this sort of thing. He raised his hand to knock, hesitated, sighed, and then knocked twice. “Finally, she's home” he heard behind the door. 



Anyway I hope you liked it! Feel free to leave comments with criticism, suggestions!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

On Isolation, or as I call it: "Bittersweet Solitude"

So, as the title of this blog suggests, isolation plays a huge part in my life in Japan. This is a situation I have mixed feelings about. I hope to somehow tap into and extrapolate these feelings in this blog entry.


I suppose first I should give a little more background as to my situation, or why I consider myself "isolated" First of all, I should say that the biggest factor is the bus system here in Japan. My town is not connected to the famed and fabled train system in Japan, and as such, the only way to access my little piece of Tengoku is to take the bus. There are several downsides to this. First of all, the price is nearly double what it would cost to go an equivalent distance by train. I can go from Otaru to Sapporo by train for 600 yen (About 6 dollars), yet it costs me 980 yen to get from Otaru to Furubira by bus (Whaaaat?). Secondly, the bus ends deathly early. Whereas in more populated areas the train might run as late as 11 o clock, the bus stops making runs at 8:15 or so. What does this mean to me, the consumer? Well, say for example I was to leave work and head to the closest town (Yoichi) on the bus. The bus would pick me up at 5:15 and I would be in Yoichi at 5:45 or so. Now, the last bus leaves at 8, and it takes about 15 minutes walk to or from my friend Mikaly's apartment, so that leaves me a window of about an hour and 30 minutes to hang about and do whatever. That isn't really even enough time to go to a restaurant. So it's somewhat futile to try to go anywhere on the bus from Sunday to Thursday. Therefore, I'm pretty much stuck in my town anytime I have to go to school the next day.

The next factor is the people of Furubira. Now don't get me wrong, they are absolutely wonderful people, generous and kind. However there are several factors that keep me from getting to "best buds" status with any of them. The biggest and most obvious factor is of course, the language barrier. Even with the residents of the town who are incredibly proficient at the language, there can still be difficulties in the subtleties of speech. This could come about as a result of my dialect (Maritimes), or as a result of my constant use of puns and sarcasm. See, as anyone who has known me for a while will know, I absolutely LOVE puns. I probably spit one or two out in almost every conversation I have. Even when I worked as a cashier in retail, I would use them with my customers (often to their dismay). They're part of who I am. So I guess if you don't understand my puns, you don't really understand me.

Another factor is that I can't really "hang out" with anyone in my town. My ideal of the perfect friendship is what I had with my roommate in my second year of University.  We could be in the same room, doing different things, but still be having conversations and generally having a good time. We had (and have) our inside jokes, our interests were similar, but we did our own thing. We didn't have to feign interest in things we weren't interested in in order to have a good relationship. Very little effort was required to remain best friends. Now don't get me wrong, I have my friends here in town, there are some truly awesome people here, but I can't see them coming over any time soon for a night of junk food and video games. I enjoy my time with them, but maybe friendship in Japan is a different concept.

I guess the last factor is one that I've built up myself. See, in Canada, if I didn't create a little space for myself I would never get alone time, and as an only-child, that's something I really value. It's only when you spend time alone that you can remember who you really are. When one is alone one can  re-center on their ideals, their morals, and their life philosophy without fear of influence from outside sources. It's really quite nice. My mistake was keeping this paradigm of thought when I moved to Japan. See, in Japan, I don't really need to make this space as it is readily available through the week. So the first month or so I did my own thing, while at the same time the ALTs around me were building strong relationships. By the time I realized this, I was already an outsider. Maybe this can be remedied but for now I'm just "that guy who lives in a small town" I'm kind of the odd man out in my area. The Kutchan/Niseko crowd has a group, and the Shiribeshi region (Which I am part of) has their own group as well (Which I am not part of).


How I perceive the groups in my region.

It really is my fault though. I prioritized travel (Which I could have done later) over building new and lasting relationships. I have a lot of really good acquaintances, but very nobody I would consider my "best friend"

To be fair, looking back, I wouldn't have been friends with myself if I had met me the first couple months anyway. The change in locales changed my attitude for the worse. Where before I considered myself a pretty funny guy who tried to put others first, after moving to Japan I became a clingy kind of person who often bragged about how nice my house was. I became kind of a tool during the first couple welcome parties as well. I've been working on this steadily and I think every day I become a little more true to who I was in Canada. Honestly, if you are an aspiring JET and you're reading this blog, listen to what they say in orientation. Culture shock can change the very fabric of your personality if you let it.

So, it's because of these things that I have built up my own little world. There are times when I really enjoy my solitude, and there are times when I feel "forever alone"(don't worry, that's partially a joke).


Haha

I am partially prepared for this; however; as I did grow up in a rural area which had only 3 or four people my age. Plus the Internet has helped with this problem a lot. I talk with people from Canada almost every other day on facebook, and I keep up with what people have been doing around me. It really makes me wonder what the first ALTs in Furubira did to help with their loneliness.

Anyways, as the title suggests, my isolation has indeed been bittersweet, so I guess I'll use the next couple paragraphs to summarize the pros and cons of living in a small town.

Pros: -There is a lot of time to do what you want to do, whether that is a creative project, keeping up with the news, forming an illegal beetle fighting ring, reading, or playing video games, you have the time to do it.
-It's also very easy to keep my house very organized and clean. This is where I have a lot of respect for Anna, who lives in Sapporo. She runs her apartment like a free hotel, taking in others as they request (which is likely every weekend) and yet she keeps her place spotless. My place is nice too but that's easy as I'm the only person who would mess it up.
-I also get the true Japanese experience. Whereas in cities the ALTs spend a lot of time with each other, speaking English and what not, I spend a lot of time with native Japanese speakers. This allows me to better my Japanese while at the same time learning about Japanese society.

Cons: -I tend to go a little crazy sometimes (I talk to myself ALOT, to the point where I will have full dialogues). This happened in Canada too though, so I'm not worried.
-Culture shock feels multiplied as I have nobody to share my worries with.
-I have nobody to just hang out with and play video games/ eat junk food.

So that`s my situation in a nutshell. If you're one of the ALTs who lives near me, please understand I meant no offence by any of the things I said in this post, I just needed to express how I feel.

In any case, keep it real!

TL;DR: I really want a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich (Throw some pepper in there too and we would really be talking!).


Monday, October 17, 2011

My NaNiWriMo footwork.

So I started on some of the details for my novel. I want to build a really believeable realm full of interesting characters (Who doesn`t?). I`m pretty sure this is ok with the NaNiWriMo rules as long as you don`t actually start writing the novel (If it`s not please tell me).  I`m putting a lot of work into making the city feel believable (besides the talking Bears and Ocelots of course). I`ve thrown in some racial (Specieal?) tension and a couple real life crime gangs. If you plan on reading my novel as I write it I don`t reccommend that you read this post. It`s going to be pretty much 100% spoilers.

Keep in mind as well that this is just an inital run at my universe. Things are certainly going to change and become more detailed in the next thirteen days.

If you have any suggestions or criticisms on ANYTHING in this post PLEASE post it in the comments. I want to make this the best novel I possibly can. In any case, enjoy.


-SPOILERS-


Grizzly P.I (working title).

Potential Titles
The Bear Facts
Chronicles of New Nodaga: Hard times in Little Natura

Universe notes
-Humans and sentient animals (humanimals) exist together.
-Regular animals still exist.
-Some tension remains between humans and sentient animals. (Similar feeling to minorities and caucasians in the 40's)

Tone
-Dark Humor
-Noir

Plots
1. Murder.
2. Mass of Stolen goods.
3. Mafia (Maw, Italian Mafia, Triads). Impending war? 
4. Break in at a museum. (Cat Thief?)
5. Crooked Cop. (Leo)
6. Cat nip trade.
7. Fight at the Old Lodge.
8. Protagonist goes on a date.
9. Octopus Cult.
10. Zombie infestation. (What if)

CITY
 City name :  New Nodaga


                       
 City History
 Settled in a time when Humans and Humanimals were at war,  New Nodaga has inherant racial tension. Animals and  Humanimals are seperated into different parts of the town,  Humanimals being situated in a ghetto named New Natura.  This city gets a great amount of it's commerce from it's  large harbour.

City Features

  -City Hall
  -Police Department (Little Natura has it's own     department)
  -Fire Department
  -Jazz bars (One prominant one)Potential Names: The    Harpies Claw
  -Museum
  -Bars devoted to different species of animals. For    example there is a bear bar in Little Natura called    "The Old Lodge" and a Jaguar bar called "Deep Brush"
   and a bar where the prey animals go named "The    Battered Lynx"
  -Different sections
   -Harbour
   -Humanimal ghetto (Little Natura) Similar to     little Italy.
   -Little Italy
   -Chinatown
   -Financial District
   -Downtown
   -Suburbs
   -Red light district


Characters

Protagonist.
Species: Bear. Potential Names: "Old" Jimmy Bristlebear
Hard boiled
Aged
Proficient at hand-to-hand combat (to the point where he prefers it over gunplay)

Weaknesses: Bear spray.

Sidekick.
Species Otter. Potential Names: Carl "The Slick" King
Street smart
Enjoys a good time
Agile
Weaknesses: Physical weakness, Attraction to booze
Police Chief. Species Walrus. Potential names: Pendleton Chandler
-Veteran crime fighter
-Been around the block
-Recognizes the protagonist as an excellent case bear

Maw boss.
Species Jaguar. Potential Names: ?
-Greedy, takes money away from those who need it.
-Intensely proficient at fighting and gunplay.
-Before he was mob boss, he was a a club owner in Little Natura
Weaknesses: Often goes into a rage if one makes light of him.

Rival Detective (White Knight).
Species: Wolf. Potential names: Lobo Wilson, "Silver" Stanley Adams
-Up and coming young Detective
-Sometimes Overzealous, but means well
-Very strict about law, no illegal task is "for the greater good"
-Respects the protagonist, but dosen't approve of his allowing criminals off the hook in morally gray situations.
-Intensely competitive, wants to show others that one can solve a case without getting their hands dirty.
Weaknesses: Honorable, Never breaks the law to break a case. Never fights dirty.
Crooked Detective. Species: Lion. Potential Names: Leonard "Leo" Timmonds
-Protagonist's old partner, also aged.
-Once a good cop, perceived the ineffectivenss of the force and decided it was pointless to try to stem the tide of criminal
-Now abuses his power to make money off of criminals, having them "Cut him in".
Weaknesses: Bad hand to hand fighter, prefers long ranged combat. Easily paid off.

Old friend.
Species Human. Potential Names: Francis Combes
-Protagonist's old friend
-Beat cop
-Often gives sagely advice
-Regular meeting place is a bar downtown.

Snitch.
Species Orange Tamarin. Potential names: Terry Evans
-Pickpocket
-Hangs out at "The Battered Lynx"
-charismatic, quick talker.

Owner of the "Old Lodge".
Species: Grizzly. Potential Names: James "Friendly" Harrington
-Physically Intimidating
-Scar on Right eye (Wears Eye Patch)
-World war 1 vet.
-Called friendly because it's considered a favor that he dosent go around beating the shit out of people (Very strong).

Humanimal member of triads.
Species: Panda. Name: Zhao "Claw" Wong
-One of very few animals in the Triad.
-Originally from China
-Works as a go-between for the triads and The Maw.

Assassin for The Maw.
Species: Ocelot. Name: Unknown
-Originally an orphan brought in by The Maw when it was still a good orginization.
-Only once has he ever failed a mark.
-Lethal with a Kukri

Animal Mafia Details

Named "The Maw"
-Has been in operation for about fifty years.
-Started as a sort of union that was to work towards equality for animals, but limited results eventually meant that it started into crime.
-At one time most of the criminal proceeds went toward helping out disenfranchised humanimals but with the recent change in bosses the proceeds have been slowly funneled away from those in need.
-Previous boss was a Gorilla. Cared about the Community.
-At odds with the Triads and the Italian Mafia.

-END SPOILERS-

So that`s what I have so far. I think it`s going to be a lot of fun to write about this city and It`s inhabitants and I really look forward to it.

Again, if you have any suggestions, don,t keep them to yourself! Let me know!

NaNoWriMo

So I'll be attempting to write a novel in this year's NaNoWriMo! It's going to be about a Detective who just happens to be a bear. Stay Tuned!


 

Thursday, October 13, 2011

On Cities.



I'll be candid in saying that I have a certain affection for cities. You can probably chalk that up to the fact that I'm from a rural area and as they say “The grass is always greener on the other side”. That being said, I've always thought that cities have both a practical and an ethereal charm.

There's no feeling like walking between skyscrapers, or going down an alley littered with shops and restaurants, each with their own story. A city is a living place. Streets are it's veins and people it's blood cells. Cities have hearts and lungs, brains muscles and stomachs. From city hall to the lowliest food stand, every building has purpose and motivation.

It is in my experience that cities also tend to have their individual personalities. You can feel it in the architecture, people, and businesses. Halifax feels in places like a kind old sailor, Montreal like a cultured person of the world, and Toronto like a businessman or banker that likes to cut loose from time to time (although I haven't spent much time in Toronto so this may not be the case).

The purpose of this particular entry is to share my feelings on Japanese cities. I've already been to Tokyo, Sapporo, Osaka and Kyoto and have had enough time in each city to feel the spirit of each.

I'll start with the city I've had the most experience with, Tokyo. Tokyo is not typical in that rather than being one metropolis which has expanded outward, it is in reality a collection of cities that have met while expanding. It is because of this that Tokyo is one of the largest cities in the world (if not the largest). One would have to spend days in order to walk from one end of Tokyo to the other. Within this mass of concrete and lights, however, Tokyo has a place for everyone. Each prefecture has it's own particular purpose as well as demographic.

Akihabara is the land of Otaku. It is cluttered with manga shops, game centres, and maid cafes. A walk through this ward can be quite polarizing. Some people really get into the electric vibe in Akihabara, they like the fun and bright facades of the stores, the lights, and the costumes. Others find this place utterly detestable. I fall somewhere in the middle. For people coming from other countries, seeing a maid on the street can be quite a surprising experience. Many would claim that this sort of subservient behaviour is deprecating to women. I would be inclined to agree, but the intended clientele for these kind of stores are typically introverted, socially awkward, and shy Otaku. If anything, the maids are taking advantage of the Otaku, as they typically don't have the courage to talk to ladies outside of these shops.

Call me vain, but Shibuya has to be my favourite ward in Japan. Shibuya is Tokyo's Times Square. It's lights create the type of cityscape that people imagine when thinking of Tokyo. Shibuya is more than just lights though. It is a battleground, a citadel. It is the eye of the storm for fashion in Tokyo, if not Japan. One doesn’t venture out into Shibuya before carefully considering their attire. This is a place where every nuance of one's outfit makes a difference. As such, Shibuya is typically filled with vain and shallow people. Despite this, I love the place. 


Shinjuku is a sea of people on the go. If someone is standing still, they're doing it wrong. Between the businesses, the nightlife, and Shinjuku station, Shinjuku is a symbol for the ever hurrying spirit of Tokyo.

I havent been to Ginza, but I'm told it's where the bourgeois of Tokyo hang out. I imagine it has a lot of Jewelry stores and high scale bars. I don’t know.

Kabukicho is the red light district of Tokyo. It's filled with Yakuza, hostess bars, and (I imagine) cigarette smoke. Again, I haven't been inside, but I don't really want to either.

Tokyo is an interesting and segmented place. If it was a person, it would probably have schizophrenia, and it would always be hurrying around, busy with some ephemeral task.

Sapporo is a great city. At first, I didn't like it (partially because it wasn't Tokyo). I have recently begun to really respect this city, however. Sapporo is really vibrant. It is filled to the brim with glittering and hidden gems.

On my first trip to Sapporo, I collected two of these gems thanks to the help of my awesome and informative predecessor. One was named Emmy's kitchen. This was an 8(?) seat Mexican food restaurant in Kita 24 with some of the best fajitas I've ever eaten. It was one of those places that really had a spirit to it. I got the feeling that the owner wasn't running this place for the money, she just really enjoyed cooking good food. Not unlike one of my personal heroes, Kenny Shopsin. It was amazing enough to find a place that cooked Mexican food in Japan, the fact that it was good sent it over the moon.



The other Gem was a bar which claims to stock over 250 different beer. Quite a feat in Japan. Add onto this the fact that it has an awesome vintage atmosphere and an option for nomihodai, and this makes it one of my favourite bars in Japan. This place was also pretty amazing in that among it's stock it carried most of my favourite beers. They had Rogue, Unibroue, and Dogfish, among others. I may just have to talk the guy into importing some Picaroons. I'm sure he would be into it. 



Since then I've found some really cool spots on my own and with some friends. Sapporo is filled with spirited businesses, to the point where one can walk into a random restaurant and have a good chance of it being a phenomenal experience.

As far as Kansai, the cities have an entirely different feel. Kyoto and Osaka are cities with immense and interesting histories. As such, one can feel as if they are walking with the ghosts of ancient samurai, geisha, and (In Kyoto at least) emperors. At the same time, however, it can be quite strange to see modern skyscrapers sidling ancient castles, canals, and temples. This is the nature of these cities. Tokyo would probably feel the same way, except that it has expanded so much in recent centuries, that it is for the most part entirely new.

As far as Osaka and Kyoto go individually, each city has it's own speciality. It is said that in Osaka one can eat till they drop, and in Kyoto one can wear kimonos till they drop.

Osaka is filled with an amazing array of restaurants. Particularly in Dotonbori, the place that is considered the “downtown” of Osaka. Great cooks come from all over Japan to set up shop in Dotonbori. In fact, there is one restaurant in there that is the four greatest Ramen shops from all over Japan combined into one. It is also home to tons of candy and Omiyage shops. An army marches on it's stomach, and so does Osaka. 



I didn't have much time in Kyoto, but the time I did have was pretty interesting. There is an aura of calmness in Kyoto. Something very atypical in any city. Kyoto is known for temples and as such I guess you could consider it the city of religion or philosophy. That's the feeling I got, anyway. 




TL; DR: If you take the time, you'll see that any given city has a personality.

I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I implore you to “Keep it Real”

Monday, October 10, 2011

Of momentum and meloncholy.

So, it seems that the HAJET mid-year conference has come and gone, informative and entertaining as it was.

It was nice to touch base with other ALTs and feel out how things have been going for people in Hokkaido. When one is the only person doing their particular job in their town, it can be quite easy for doubts to creep up as to the quality and purpose of their work. But it seems that such uncertainty is almost universal across the region. It was nice to talk to people feeling the same feelings as I.

With the meeting inevitably came shifts in my thinking, an occurrence that has become entirely routine as I attempt to perform my job to the best of my ability. I've been fine-tuning my methods as well as aspects of my personality continually since my arrival in Furubira. One day I might be really genki, the next a little more austere. I'm trying to find that sweet spot that allows for well balanced education and social interaction with my students. I want to be their friend but it doesnt help their language skills if I just joke around with them all class.

As with any HAJET outing, drunken escapades followed the main event. The author will be the first to admit, that he went a bit far in this particular arena, particularly during the main enkai on Sunday night. Things were said that I utterly regret in retrospect. It is because of this that I will be experimenting with staying sober at the next HAJET enkai. After all, Japan really is fun enough without the booze. That's the theory anyway. We will just have to see how it goes.

Otaru itself was idyllic as usual, in exception to the weather on Monday. I've become quite fond of the architecture there of late. If you focus on it, you can feel almost as if you've been transported into a Ghibli film. There's the streetcar shaped buses, the old, European style warehouses, and of course the famous canal. The esthetic really is unique to anywhere I've been in the world.

I picked up a new television on Monday. As with Canada, I've been gaming quite a bit in my free time. I'm sure the reader can imagine my distraught as I discovered when moving to Furubira that my prized console, my PS3, would not function for whatever reason on my original T.V. It's because of this that procuring a new television was high on my list of priorities. It seems I lucked out when I went to buy my television as well because Don Quixote in Otaru was having a sale. My television, a 32 inch Sharp, which normally costs 50000 yen, was marked down to 35000, and 30000 if you had a Don Quixote members card. I swiftly signed up for membership to this strange, strange store (It only cost 3000 yen, for a net profit of 2000). I left the store with a smile on my face and a huge box in my hands. Then I remembered I needed to take the bus home.
WINTER IS COMING. This is a mixed bag for me. It becomes a little colder every day but it also means that the chance to sample Hokkaido's fine ski hills grows nigh. On the former, I'll admit I'm a little worried. During the meeting about Hokkaido's winter during the Mid-Year conference, our social rep, Andy Suvoltos gave a description of winter as would be told by Lovecraft, Blackwood, or Poe. What he described was a land where life was  lived always shrouded in blankets and clothes. Where one's apartment was completely dark due to the methods used to insulate windows. A land where leaving one's home was not unlike an Arctic expedition. But he's from Australia, Canadians might be ok, who knows. I'm still super excited about skiing. My plan is to hit up Niseko as soon as possible, with Alpha Tomamu being second. Skiing is a real privilege for me because in Nova Scotia, the only decent ski hill was nigh inaccessible. Never the less, I've always loved to Ski. For the amount of times I've gone I consider myself to be fairly proficient at it as well, but my skills have probably faded in the past couple years.

In any case, I wish you all the best.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

A late start.

Well, I begin this blog at the beginning of the third month of a wild adventure. I am currently a JET, living in the "blink and you'll miss it" town of Furubira, in southwestern Hokkaido.

I've already lived volumes in the two months before I decided to begin this blog.  I've had adventures both solumn and outrageous, met people the likes of which I have never before, and stared down one or two personal philosophical conundrums along the way. Perhaps I'll be able to extrapolate on these things in later posts, but for now I would like to focus on the present.

This blog will, for the most part, be about my experiences teaching, living, and travelling in Japan. There is much to say on this subject, and I want to say it. I'm quite bad at keeping up with this sort of thing, but I figure I'll give it a try.

Everyday is a sort of adventure when one lives in a foreign country. Places feel grander and more meaningful. People's backstories seem more interesting, from the grandest official to the most meagre of laborers.

There is also a dark side to these feelings. There are times when isolation becomes haunting, cities labarinthine and towns puzzling. It can be difficult to communicate with others, to the point where both parties can abandon the conversation entirely. People's motivations and feelings can seem entirely esoteric, like echoes lost in a hall of mirrors. These feelings; however;  are eclipsed by their positive counterparts more often than not.

I hope you'll follow along with me as I let loose the hounds of my mind upon this blog.





Sincerely,
        Richard Harris